TMI on the wrong day of the week.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

A Q/A series...

1. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that you were sure in advance you would hate (or never try) and then discovered to your surprise you loved?

Anal. I tolerated it for the longest time based on kink factor alone and always wanted to accomplish the mystical anal orgasm. Mission accomplished.

2. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that proved a lot less interesting in practice than you thought it would be beforehand?

Combining food and sex. Fruit and desserts seem to be popular but are way too messy and I have enough bodily fluids to clean up after. Fuck first, then eat. Then fuck again.

3. How do you let your significant other know you're in the mood? How do you let a new person in your life know?

I IM him when he's sitting next to me. Or send him a twitter message. Or "the original instant message," a wet mouth wrapped around a hard cock.

4. How does your significant other let you know he/she is in the mood?

I'll be asleep and he'll start jerking off his cock on my face. I kid you not, it works every time!

5. Is there one that got away - a sexual opportunity you didn't realize was one at the time, or weren't ready for and regret missing ever since?

None, I take advantage of every sexual opportunity. I don't look back at former lovers as ones who got away because they had every chance in the world but let me get away. They could never keep up. As far as regrets, other than a couple of bad decisions last year, none. I also do not regret waiting until well after I turned 18 to lose my virginity.