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Thursday, September 11, 2008

I am no longer the accidental squirtist. I know exactly how I can, for technicality's sake and lack of a more fun term, SHEJACULATE!

First time, it was a surprise. Like, oops I did it again! But I did come really hard and I thought my super intense orgasm triggered it. And so we scoot over and fucked some more on a dry spot and when I reached down to feel myself while he fucked me, I felt it. As in, I felt myself gush but here's the tricky part, I knew I hadn't had an orgasm yet. I was so shocked that I had to look up "female ejaculation" on wikipedia. Turns out it can be a pre-orgasmic reaction and you can totally get tricked out and think you're done when it's just about to get better. And that's what happened the third time. He worked it so fucking good and had the proudest look on his face when he actually felt me "splash" against his balls. He kept his cock buried in my cunt and I came so fucking hard. Ugh.

By the fourth time, it was just getting ridiculous. It's almost like a tap but with... pussy juice. It was fun but now I have about 3 loads of laundry to do.

So hint: if a girl gushes, KEEP FUCKING HER! Because it's not over yet. And voila, best orgasms ever!

And another hint for girls: grab the back of your knees or rest your legs on his shoulder. If he's got a good cock, he's going to grind really deep. Deep but mini thrusts aka the thrusts that matter. You'll feel and hear it grind against your G-Spot like a clicky gushy sound. It feels really intense but grit your teeth or something because it's about to get even more intense.

Oh and it helps if he knows how to finger you... meaning, he knows how to use the joints in his fingers to wiggle and tickle and do all the things his cock can't to get you soaking wet. Replace finger with cock, do your thing, and your room is guaranteed to smell like super hot and wet sex.

Obviously cooking isn't just following a recipe and sex isn't just following a lucky bitch of a sex blogger's instructions on how to squirt AND get off. Natural talent comes a long way. And a guy who corrects your verbal language after you fuck and you're in a mental state where a rock has a higher IQ than you. But he still fucks you all over again. Needless to say, writing and editing this post when my room still smells like our cum, is really really difficult.